why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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