I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
