I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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