So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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