Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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