I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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