Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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