I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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