I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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