Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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