do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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