We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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