:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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