Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
well you can't waste a boner
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Randomize
