Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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