please come you make the beer taste better
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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