so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
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if i died would you start the facebook group?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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