I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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