Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
why is half of my head shaved?
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