Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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