Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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