you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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