Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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