Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She's the barista slut.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
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Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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