Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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