We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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