I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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