Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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