Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just want to make out with him forever
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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