i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
