we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She's the barista slut.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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