we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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