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I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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