The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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