It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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