A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
There's a naked man in my car right now.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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