I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Found your dick twin last night
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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