This girl is more easily done than said...
I cockslap morals
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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