that's an acceptable place to lick
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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