I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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