I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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