what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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