Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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