what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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