So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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