Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
