i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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