It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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