i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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