you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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