How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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